Genius.

Over at RPG.net, one poster has just applied to do some voluntary work with kids. He was provided with a list of indicators that an adult may be a perpetrator of child abuse. Here we go:

Men (18-38):

• Low self-esteem.
• May be involved in youth activities such as group leaders or coaches.
• May be married or single.
• May or may not be homosexual.
• Tend not to have substance abuse problems.
• Less of a team player.
• Sensitive to children's needs and have a way of putting children at ease.

Let me run two of those by you again:

• May be married or single.
• May or may not be homosexual.

So the criteria for being a perpetrator include being a man who is alive. Nice work, guys.