I think it's best if I keep a log of my reactions:
0.17: The line "I hear the roar of a big machine" is illustrated by filming Andrew Eldritch standing next to a big machine. This does not bode well.
0.41: Goths on a Train would have been the natural direction for the "Snakes on a Plane" franchise to go in.
0.49: Eldritch appears to have come dressed as the villain from every Hong Kong action film I have ever seen. I actually approve of this.
2.10: Homeless people in developing world filmed for use in goth-rock video. Classy.
2.34: If he keeps pratting about with the metal bar like that, I'm going to think we've found the direct ancestor of Star Wars Kid.
2.53: From what I gather from music videos, people in the mid-to-late 1980s spent an inordinate amount of time running down corridors in slow motion.
4.03: "Oh, sod this - let's just go to the beach."